Answer: He rather comit suerside then see this awsome site because of the name.
Submited By: Edmund Desgorskes
2004-01-14 06:52:33
Joke: Why did the chicken walk into KFC?
Answer: Because he wanted a Drumbstick.
Submited By: macker c
2003-12-20 03:43:33
Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road ?
Answer: to prove it wasnt a chicken.
Submited By: lexhd gidnf
2003-12-11 10:26:29
Joke: why did the chicken cross the road with a gun.
Answer: to shoot the ugly bastard reading this sh*ty joke!
Submited By: hEIDI H.
2003-10-16 03:26:49
Joke: WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Answer: WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK? TO BE ROADKILL OF COURSE!
Submited By: Eric Phipps
2003-10-11 09:09:02
Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: Because it could.
Submited By: Ian Stone
2003-07-25 06:43:06
Joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: Because he was free-range.
Submited By: Anonymous
2003-07-05 11:22:04
Joke: It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The device is a gun that launches a dead chicken at a plane's windshield at approximately the speed the plane flies.
The theory is that if the windshield doesn't crack from the carcass impact, it'll survive a real collision with a bird during flight. It seems the British were very interested in this and wanted to test a windshield on a brand new, speedy locomotive they're developing.
They borrowed the FAA's chicken launcher, loaded the chicken and fired. The ballistic chicken shattered the windshield, went through the engineer's chair, broke an instrument panel and embedded itself in the back wall of the engine cab. The British were stunned and asked the FAA to recheck the test to see if everything was done correctly.
Answer: The FAA reviewed the test thoroughly and had one recommendation: "Use a thawed chicken."
