Answer: because there was a daycare on the other side!!!
Submited By: Anonymous
2004-02-25 11:12:38
Joke: Why are men like blenders?
Answer: You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Submited By: Anonymous
2004-02-25 11:11:45
Joke: Single women complain that all good men are married, while all married women
complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing
as a good man.
Submited By: Anonymous
2004-02-25 11:11:10
Joke: Why was Moses wandering through the desert for 40 years?
Answer: Because men refuse to ask for directions!
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2004-02-25 11:09:53
Joke: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Submited By: Anonymous
2004-02-25 11:08:23
Joke: Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
Answer: Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Submited By: Anonymous
2004-02-25 11:05:31
Joke: what men hear?
When a woman says:
'This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and if we don't do laundry right now, you'll have no clothes to wear.'
What a man hears:
'blah, blah, blah, blah, c'mon blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah on the floor, blah, blah, blah, right now, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes.'
Submited By: Anonymous
2004-02-25 11:02:16
Joke: A man is sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
Man:
'What was that for?'
Wife:
'What was that piece of paper in your pants' pocket with the name Marylou written on it?'
Man:
'Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on. '
The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes and goes off to work around the house.
Three days later the man is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
Man:
'What the hell was that for this time?'
Wife:
'Your horse called.'
Submited By: Anonymous
2004-02-25 11:00:42
Joke: Why is Mr. Potato Head the perfect man?
Answer: He's tan, he's cute, and if he looks at another woman, you can rearrange his face.
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2004-02-25 10:59:39
Joke: What stands behind every successful, married man?
