Joke: What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Answer: Chelsea Clinton.
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2003-09-17 02:18:47
Joke: A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
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2003-09-17 02:18:21
Joke: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?
Answer: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
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2003-09-17 02:17:42
Joke: The pope and a lawyer are on the elevator to heaven. When they arrive at the gates, there's a mad rush of angels, saints, and other holy people on their way to greet them.
When they arrive, they pick the lawyer up on their shoulders and carry him off cheering hysterically. The pope is deeply saddened.
St. Peter sees this and goes over to him and says, "Don't feel bad. We get popes in here all the time, it's not every day we get a lawyer."
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2003-09-17 02:17:06
Joke: How many lawyer jokes are there?
Answer: Three...the rest are all true.
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2003-09-17 02:16:22
Joke: What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
Answer: They grow taller.
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2003-09-17 02:15:39
Joke: It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
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2003-09-17 02:14:38
Joke: There was this lawyer who drove his shiny new Lexus to work one day. He parked it right down in front of the firm where he worked to show it off to all his lawyer buddies. As he got out, this truck side-swiped the door and ripped it right off.
The driver stopped and ran to the lawyer saying "Are you alright, are you alright?"
The lawyer, now furious, started to scream and berate the driver. "What the hell do you think you are doing? This is my brand new Lexus...Ya know I am a lawyer and I am going to sue you for all you are worth!"
Then a policeman ran up to the scene and said to the lawyer, "Calm down! You lawyers are so materialistic it's disgusting! Don't you know, when that truck ripped your door off, it took your arm with it?"
The lawyer looked down and saw his left arm missing and said "Oh, God, . . . my ROLEX!"
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2003-09-17 02:13:53
Joke: What Did A Lawyer Name His Daughter?
Answer: Sue!!
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2003-09-17 02:13:06
Joke: A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge.
